Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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