that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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