In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.