Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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