Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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