return my video game
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
