Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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