don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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