just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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