yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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