it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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