You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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