Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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