i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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