I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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