you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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