so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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