It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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