You work out of a Hotel?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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