Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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