Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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