I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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