what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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