There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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