Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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