So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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