It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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