Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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