Just cropdusted the office
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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