no, he came in my armpit
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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