Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize