Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I can't turn off my feet"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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