Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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