i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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