we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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