I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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