I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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