It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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