Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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