i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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