Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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