I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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