I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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