my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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