Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
