I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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