I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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