but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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