Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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