Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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