just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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