Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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