Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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