At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize