why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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