don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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